not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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