some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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