Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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