Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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