i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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