Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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