Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Someone came in the potted fern
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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