there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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