the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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