you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Randomize
