she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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