Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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