After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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