let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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