well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
sex in a hospital.. check
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Randomize
