For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He did a backflip because drugs
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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