I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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