If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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