we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize