stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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