windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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