I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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