The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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