Only a mothe r could love this liver
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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