I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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