nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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