I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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