this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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