Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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