I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
