She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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