I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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