my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
