my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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