Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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