i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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