Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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