i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
