He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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