Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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