It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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