So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i barfeds in our rink
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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