The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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