Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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