no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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