Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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