i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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