actually, I'm a sock model
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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