i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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