Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
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