im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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