My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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