if you like me you must not know who I am
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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