arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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