Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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